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This year I got a one sided suntan
I didn’t know it was going to be so hot
The day I sat in a field soaking in the suns rays in-between the showers
But I forgot to turn over
I received tanning on my front only
From behind I’m very pail

It was a sight to behold like two-tone
If you see me coming I’m all brown
Going I’m all white
I’ve even got sock marks and a watch mark to show for my wows

Brown legs white toes
That’s just how I like to role
Half tan man approaching
Keep your laughter to a minimum if you please
Come on sun I need to do the back of my knees

By banjosandwitch 02/08/10
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One sided suntan

Contributed by banjosandwitch on Wednesday, 1st December 2010 @ 06:18:37 AM in AEST
Topic: happypoetry



One sided suntan

This year I got a one sided suntan
I didn’t know it was going to be so hot
The day I sat in a field soaking in the suns rays in-between the showers
But I forgot to turn over
I received tanning on my front only
From behind I’m very pail

It was a sight to behold like two-tone
If you see me coming I’m all brown
Going I’m all white
I’ve even got sock marks and a watch mark to show for my wows

Brown legs white toes
That’s just how I like to role
Half tan man approaching
Keep your laughter to a minimum if you please
Come on sun I need to do the back of my knees

By banjosandwitch 02/08/10




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Re: One sided suntan (User Rating: 1 )
by Jonathon_J_Young on Wednesday, 1st December 2010 @ 09:28:11 AM AEST
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nice poem, i like the humor. i got the top half tanned and the bottom half white, like an Oreo split in half. XD


Re: One sided suntan (User Rating: 1 )
by northernlights on Wednesday, 1st December 2010 @ 09:36:27 AM AEST
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Perfectly imperfect made me smile




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