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[sid] => 161509
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Cat Attack
[time] => 2010-07-31 06:28:51
[hometext] =>
[bodytext] => The cats are coming for me,I have been found out. I know the dog's been talking,I am sure without a doubt. They have armed themselves with catnip and many balls of yarn. How did they get out,I know I locked the barn. I hear the threatening tone as they meow at me with hate. If not for moving their scratching post,I could avoid this fate. The dog is out there laughing.Hey,Quit peeing on my hat. I am in big trouble,They've recruited the alley cat. They are coming for the door,They are trying to pick the lock. I tried the other doors but they've called every cat around the block. They are in the house now,They've thrown catnip in my eye. They've tied me up in yarn,I can't break the knots they tie. The goat came up and kicked me,Hey,What was all that for? He said,To make sure you don't tie me to that light pole anymore. Now my wife is home,I will soon be safe and sound. She got out of the car laughing until she hit the ground. They've hung me by my feet and playing with me like a ball. When they finally cut me down,It's gonna hurt when I fall. They are dragging a box over,I wonder what that could be. Oh No!It's a litter box filled with their mess and pee. They are laughing at me,My wife is saying that's what I get, You knew they wanted inside but you just wouldn't quit. All of a sudden I woke up with Tiny sitting on my chest. She was smiling at me,I could feel anger on her breath. She said this is a warning,Treat cats right or I'll be back. This is the story of the night I survived my cat attack. [comments] => 7 [counter] => 331 [topic] => 7 [informant] => thebadguy9999 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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