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[aid] => mick
[title] => Drinks
[time] => 2010-06-09 06:49:05
[hometext] => Something for drunkards to sing aloud to, ironically written by an author who has said farewell to the golden amber....
[bodytext] => They say beer’s been helping ugly men get sex since the 1860s But beer’s been around since the time of Genesis. The Sumerians had it circa 3000 BC And you should have seen the Greeks, ‘Cause when they were drunk, they were freaks Singing and dancing, clowns doing tricks. Since creation, men have loved their drinks! The type of drinks on my lips come in packs of six John Barley should have a statue bigger than The Sphinx. But the Holy Amber does come with risks Drink-drive and the law will put you in a cell after frisks. And you’ll smile through the jinx till you wake and reality sinks And we all know you’re gonna blame it on the drinks. My friend Charlie Bricks sits alone watching the Bulls against the Nicks Because the missus divorced him saying drink was what made him tick. She took everything but the kitchen sink but Bricks isn’t ticked Because his best friends are Johnny Walker and Jack Daniels And whenever he’s with them he’s sure to get his kicks. Look, we’re not alcoholics, we just love our drinks! Last Sunday at the pub, I heard a booming voice declare: ‘What!? NO BEER!? Goodbye - I’m out of here! The reason the Middle East lacks peace could be due to the lack of drinks And the reason Robinson Crusoe couldn’t be saved Was not because there were no ships That sailor was too busy savouring his wreck’s wine list No, we’re not alcoholics, we just love our drinks! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 161 [topic] => 7 [informant] => NewShakespeare [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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