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[aid] => mick
[title] => A University Trip
[time] => 2010-04-10 04:14:01
[hometext] => Semi-autobiographical of an eventful day 30 years ago!!!
[bodytext] => A University Trip FOR ONCE I WAKE AND THE POSITIVITY OF THOUGHT CONSUMES ME. MY BODY IS FULL OF WARMTH AND LIGHT AND I STARE THROGH THE WINDOW. LIFE FEELS GOOD AND I EVEN LAUGH AT THE CAT IN THE TREE BUT THIS IS NOT A CHESHIRE AND THE SMILE IS A FURROW. I FELT SOMEWHAT DISTURBED AS I STARED AT THIS FELINE FOR ITS GLANCE IN MY DIRECTION TURNED INTO A STARE IT SPRANG AND JUMPED ONTO THE WASHING LINE AND THE EXPRESION HAD ESCALATED INTO A GLARE. THEN THINGS GOT STRANGE AND THE TEAPOT CAME IN. ACCOMPANIED BY A MAN WITH A RATHER BIZARRE HAT. THE ONLY THING MISSING WAS A GIRL SMALL AND THIN BUT SHE WAS REPLACED WITH THE ENTRANCE OF THE CAT. NO-ONE HAD SPOKEN YET I WAS COMPLETELY ASSURED BUT THE RABBIT THAT FOLLOWED CAME WITH THE GIRL SHE OFFERED ME A BOTTLE SAYING I’D BE CURED SO I DRANK THE CONTENTS AND FELT MY HEAD SWIRL. WHEN I AWOKE I WAS SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS I FELT RATHER WEAK, TIRED AND FLACCID MY BUDDIES WERE LAUGHING AND MAKING AMENDS THE MORAL: NEVER EVER TAKE CHEAP ESTATE ACID. Alistair Muir 10/10/2010 [comments] => 1 [counter] => 144 [topic] => 7 [informant] => aliopterix [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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