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[sid] => 151226
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Party Paraplegic
[time] => 2009-07-02 09:21:47
[hometext] => It just popped in my head. When I was writing it I was thinking fast pace almost like a song.
[bodytext] => Party Paraplegic Let me tell you about my life as a paraplegic My mind is always clickin imagination strategic Body can’t move but I think it's overrated I pee in a bag so I'm never saturated Morphine hooked up for my bad bed sore I eat alot of ice cream always begging for more I get a daily sponge bath from a red hot nurse Medications kicking in as I think this verse Gumdrop trees and Kool-Aid rivers Candy corn rocks always give me the shivers Psycadellic colors all up in my Caramello When I want to take a nap I grab a marshmallow pillow It's not all about food cause you gotta have ladies Packing 4 or 5 girls in my flying Mercedes Parallel park in my own throne room I booked the pussy cat dolls and they'll be here soon That's not all cause I cover all bases I've got a cash desert with a platinum oasis Pop and lock king I can do the moon walk As I non stop talk turning back the clock Mohawk is a wig that I place on my head Screaming yaba daba doo with barney and fred In my world I can move around twist and shout Oh no here it comes hardcore blackout! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 153 [topic] => 7 [informant] => bteddybear23 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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