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I bet your thinking how can this be? “lifting a brow’!
She’s so beautiful, black n white and from Jersey.
I just don’t see her as most, some smackin beef Jerky.
I’m in love with her every moove.
And the sound she makes...when she Moo’s.
When I see her handle the field plows,
She makes my legs heavy, like a bag of Purina puppy chow.
You might be laughing at my ways,
Only if you could see her graze the way I do..
Damn, the way she chews her hay!
Oh Mr. Farmer, please don’t ever haul her away.
I envy thee, Every time you handle those udders,
My nose just flares, and my nay stutters.
I know she’s a cow, and I a horse
But oh!, the two of us, an attractive force.
I’m crazy with this quality of this Cow
She makes me purr an go meow!
I’m a just a horse of course
in love with a jersey cow.
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I'm in love with a cow

Contributed by recyclebin on Thursday, 5th March 2009 @ 09:48:32 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I have fallen, in love with a milk cow.
I bet your thinking how can this be? “lifting a brow’!
She’s so beautiful, black n white and from Jersey.
I just don’t see her as most, some smackin beef Jerky.
I’m in love with her every moove.
And the sound she makes...when she Moo’s.
When I see her handle the field plows,
She makes my legs heavy, like a bag of Purina puppy chow.
You might be laughing at my ways,
Only if you could see her graze the way I do..
Damn, the way she chews her hay!
Oh Mr. Farmer, please don’t ever haul her away.
I envy thee, Every time you handle those udders,
My nose just flares, and my nay stutters.
I know she’s a cow, and I a horse
But oh!, the two of us, an attractive force.
I’m crazy with this quality of this Cow
She makes me purr an go meow!
I’m a just a horse of course
in love with a jersey cow.

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Re: I'm in love with a cow (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_K on Thursday, 5th March 2009 @ 09:55:46 PM AEST
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Laughing here...this is really good... I love it... Thanks for the smiles before bed...
Hugs
Miss Jenni

Re: I'm in love with a cow (User Rating: 1 )
by amber_vonHorror on Thursday, 5th March 2009 @ 10:21:59 PM AEST
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hahahaha naww

that was sweet! good luck introducing to the 'rents
xx

Re: I'm in love with a cow (User Rating: 1 )
by venkat on Thursday, 5th March 2009 @ 10:54:17 PM AEST
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"I know she’s a cow, and I a horse
But oh!, the two of us, an attractive force
......She makes me purr an go meow!"
wow..this all hilarious..this makes me smiling
from beginning to the end..God bless..:-)venkat

Re: I'm in love with a cow (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 5th March 2009 @ 11:02:44 PM AEST
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lol... a horse who meows!!! Don't you two live up the road from me? :P Nice, Bin. Thanks for the laugh.

Re: I'm in love with a cow (User Rating: 1 )
by simsalabim on Thursday, 5th March 2009 @ 11:08:16 PM AEST
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lets hear it for the golden teacher!

Re: I'm in love with a cow (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Thursday, 5th March 2009 @ 11:33:46 PM AEST
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Really cute write

Michelle

Re: I'm in love with a cow (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 6th March 2009 @ 02:50:25 PM AEST
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lol fantastic. the funniest poem i've ever read!

-phil

Re: I'm in love with a cow (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 6th March 2009 @ 02:51:09 PM AEST
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Well who could ever pass a poem with this title???!!!!
AND it was worth the read too!!
Still smiling here.

Re: I'm in love with a cow (User Rating: 1 )
by kismetkills on Thursday, 9th April 2009 @ 04:59:55 AM AEST
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lol, i thought it was very mooving.

x] hehe

Re: I'm in love with a cow (User Rating: 1 )
by Crookedpoet09 on Monday, 11th May 2009 @ 12:46:20 PM AEST
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A bit on the random side this poem is, but I love it! It's so funny!

Re: I'm in love with a cow (User Rating: 1 )
by Ambivalence on Monday, 2nd November 2009 @ 12:21:02 PM AEST
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"I'm in love with her every moove" i just got that one lol
perhaps this is how other animals feel about each other?!

take care

-K.Z.

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