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Array ( [sid] => 139126 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => The Perfect Woman? [time] => 2007-12-11 13:15:07 [hometext] => I Just Need To Know What The Answer Is [bodytext] => Can someone tell me what the perfect woman is cause I don't know?
Well I got a guess:
Here's what we do: (WOMEN)
We cook
We clean
We wash dishes
We dry dishes
We put them up
We wash clothes
We dry clothes
We fold clothes
We put them away
We sweep the floor
We mop the floor
We clean the windows
We get groceries
We put them away
We take care of the kids
We give baths
We make sure the house has what it needs
We rake the yard
We mow the lawn
We keep the yard up
We dust
We make sure clothes are ironed
We even wash your dirty drawers
We feed the baby
We burp the baby
We cloth the baby
We change diapers
We make sure the cars are kept up
We take care of the bills
While you sit on your butt and look at us while watching TV and playing the game (MEN)
Is that the description of the perfect woman?
If we have to be all that and do all that
I only have 1 thing to say
We can DO BAD ALL BY OURSELVES
We have been doing it for awhile anyway
We are INDEPENDENT and that's real.

We work
We do it all
With the help of WHO
US. [comments] => 5 [counter] => 310 [topic] => 43 [informant] => TooPhat [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => oops )
The Perfect Woman?

Contributed by TooPhat on Tuesday, 11th December 2007 @ 01:15:07 PM in AEST
Topic: oops



Can someone tell me what the perfect woman is cause I don't know?
Well I got a guess:
Here's what we do: (WOMEN)
We cook
We clean
We wash dishes
We dry dishes
We put them up
We wash clothes
We dry clothes
We fold clothes
We put them away
We sweep the floor
We mop the floor
We clean the windows
We get groceries
We put them away
We take care of the kids
We give baths
We make sure the house has what it needs
We rake the yard
We mow the lawn
We keep the yard up
We dust
We make sure clothes are ironed
We even wash your dirty drawers
We feed the baby
We burp the baby
We cloth the baby
We change diapers
We make sure the cars are kept up
We take care of the bills
While you sit on your butt and look at us while watching TV and playing the game (MEN)
Is that the description of the perfect woman?
If we have to be all that and do all that
I only have 1 thing to say
We can DO BAD ALL BY OURSELVES
We have been doing it for awhile anyway
We are INDEPENDENT and that's real.

We work
We do it all
With the help of WHO
US.




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Re: The Perfect Woman? (User Rating: 1 )
by endlesspath on Tuesday, 11th December 2007 @ 01:36:04 PM AEST
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WE are NEVER perfect sweetie, beleive me


I wish there could be a PERFECT man!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...........Hell would freeze


endless


Re: The Perfect Woman? (User Rating: 1 )
by sadaddy on Tuesday, 11th December 2007 @ 03:06:08 PM AEST
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Well if my wife did all you say you did then I would say you are a perfect wife as well.. However, not all husbands sit on there butts and do nothing, some of us do help out with must if not all of what you have listed. But thank you for your point of view of this subject and of course as most of us know we are not all prefect, we all have flaws. LOL May peace and joy fill your heart each and everyday.


sadaddy


Re: The Perfect Woman? (User Rating: 1 )
by JohnYamrus on Wednesday, 12th December 2007 @ 03:36:53 AM AEST
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finally! a poem that didn't want to make me run out and poke my eyes out with a stick! you have talent! and insight. and heart. and wit.
excellent.
let me share with you this poem from one of my recent books about MY perfect woman...

you

are
a bowl of popcorn,

a slim volume of poems

and laughter
during a moment of silence.

you are
pink bubble gum,

a damn fool

and the only
person in the world
i care about.

you are
a clock with no hands,

a blue bedroom

and a
twenty dollar bill.

you
refuse to accept
the inevitable.

you own
way too many dresses
and you don’t
shoot pool.

you are
as uncomplaining
as the sea.

ultimately,

no one
can put you
into words…

not

even

me.



Re: The Perfect Woman? (User Rating: 1 )
by brew on Wednesday, 12th December 2007 @ 01:04:58 PM AEST
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Im going to say, there is NO........perfect human. Yes I do understand some are more to do crappy jobs reguardless, be it man or woman,but.No one is perfect. So perfect woman, is one who complments the man, and vice versa. It has to be equal.The it could be close to perfect.

brew~


Re: The Perfect Woman? (User Rating: 1 )
by ki on Thursday, 10th January 2008 @ 01:16:33 AM AEST
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The perfect woman=Ki !!!! i do all those things and then some..okay, maybe "perfect" is a little too much, but close enough!!!




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