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[sid] => 137960
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => I kicked George Costanza's ***
[time] => 2007-10-22 23:39:32
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => I'm a tough guy and people have nicknamed me Thumper. George Costanza dated my sister and I kicked his *** when he dumped her. My sister has the habit of picking the worst men. When I got done, they nearly had to call Costanza's next of kin. He said he'd marry her when he got her pregnant but he turned out to be a liar. I put a big dent in that bald head of his and he was sorry that he didn't do right by her. If you're like George Costanza, I have a message for you. If you take advantage of my sister, I'll kick your *** too. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 150 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 3 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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