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[sid] => 137139
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Shut the damn door!
[time] => 2007-09-05 00:59:03
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => Shut the damn door, it's cold outside! Shut the damn door or I'll tan your hide! I'm getting tired of you letting the cold air in. I took you to the woodshed yesterday and I'll take you there again. You figure that because you're over seven feet tall, you can give me sass. I may be shorter than you but I can still kick your ***. Shut the damn door, it's below zero degrees! Shut it now or I'll put you over my knee! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 195 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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