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[sid] => 134754
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => lightbulbs
[time] => 2007-05-28 05:37:12
[hometext] => this poem is dedicated to a friend who described his legs like a glowing lightbulb!!!!!!!! (yeah I know its weird)
[bodytext] => You are humorous and witty,and all the girls think your pretty, You have them hanging on your every word, They toss their hair and batter their eyelashes, You think your gods gift to women!!! If only they knew your secert, Beneath your clothes, your body glows a brillant white gold! You have to hide this fact or they will come for you and put you in the zoo! You'll have to spend your days in a daze, As people point and stare, at you in your underwear! You'll no longer be able to hid, your great big glowing behind! So shall I reavel your secert to the world? I could make a mint? Shall I make a freck out of you? I could have you pose for pictures? Shall I be cruel or kind? I think I shall just just sit back smile and watch you squirm because of the worm I just dropped down your back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 223 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Puppy [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 3 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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