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[sid] => 132927
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Biggest mouth in the south
[time] => 2007-03-21 14:18:40
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => My mother-in-law has the biggest mouth in the south. She keeps talking and she won't shut her mouth. My remote control can mute my TV, I wish it could mute her as well. Living in the same house with her is like living in hell. She has the temper of a bull and the face of a sow. She eats all of our food and she's as big as a cow. She criticizes me everyday and that's not fair. Every time she takes a seat, she breaks the chair. Yesterday I shaved my head because the ***** gave me lice. I'll give you anything if you can get her to leave, you just name the price. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 170 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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