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[sid] => 132505
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[aid] => mick
[title] => Accident Prone
[time] => 2007-03-08 12:43:03
[hometext] => Don't you just HATE when that happens? ................................
[bodytext] => I fell out of bed..... onto the floor got up fast.... banged my head on the door tripped over the cat.....fell into the sink slid cross the floor, did the splits 'fore could blink Washed my face the water was freezing soaked my sleeves.... just as I was leaving.. Fell down the stairs, and staggered on thru Poured out my cornflakes like I usually do Missed the bowl..... as they covered the ground Treading on each.... with that all crunching sound The milk covered all of the kitchen work top Before I could lift it, and eventually stop Didn't realise the time, and so I was late tripped out the front door still holdin my plate jumped into the car and sat on my phone Hit me right there on that ole funny bone Started my car, pulled out real fast Ahh... now im safe .. on way at last Oh Sheesh whats that.....he suddenly stopped My car just hit him...... his boot inward popped When will these accidents finally end Cos truly theyre drivin me, right round the bend Tomorrow..... must surely bring pastures a new And so until then I bid you adieu .... [comments] => 5 [counter] => 303 [topic] => 7 [informant] => malcolmsdreamgirl [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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