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[sid] => 132292
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[aid] => mick
[title] => Nascar driver
[time] => 2007-03-02 07:15:35
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => I'm a Nascar driver and I'm one of the best. I always win and the losers are depressed. I always come in first on racing day. The other racers eat dust as I blow them away. Last week a driver cussed me out because he came in last. He's jealous of my car because it's really fast. I challenged him to a fight but he won. He put bruises on all of my body parts, even on my ***** and my buns. He was hitting, kicking, clawing and even biting. I'm excellent at racing cars but I suck at fighting. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 155 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 3 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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