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[sid] => 130167
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Picking up women
[time] => 2007-01-05 16:17:29
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => I regretted trying to pick up a woman who was drinking coffee. I used a line on her and she threw it at me. It went in my face and on my shirt. It was scalding hot and it really did hurt. I made certain that the next lady I tried to pick up didn't have any coffee to throw in my face. She didn't have coffee but she did have mace. The next lady I tried to pick up turned out to be married. I couldn't walk after her husband broke my legs so I had to be carried. Trying to pick up women is something that I've come to regret. Now I talk to women online because they can't throw coffee on the internet. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 163 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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