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[aid] => mick
[title] => Building a bride
[time] => 2006-12-16 12:49:13
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => I'm like Doctor Frankenstein because I'm trying to create life. I've been collecting women's body parts and now I'm building myself a wife. She has a body like Pamela Anderson's but she has the brain of someone who's a bore. I gave her the brain of Al Gore. I just finished putting her together and she's opening her eyes. She's screaming because I'm ugly and I know that I'm despised. She said she could find sexier guys at a Bill Gate's look alike contest. I can tell by her behavior that she's not impressed. I just gave her two choices, marry me or be put to death. The ***** just drank some poison and killed herself. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 144 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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