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[sid] => 124042
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => My hand is stuck ** ** ***
[time] => 2006-08-03 09:23:13
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => I used to be admired because I was a man with class. But that all changed when I got my hand stuck in my ***. I took a suppository right after I used the super glue. I've tried and tried to get my hand free but I can't and I don't know what else to do. When I go out in public like this, I know I look weird. People point at me and laugh just like I feared. It was great to know that I was a man who my co-workers admired. But when they saw me like this, they laughed and my boss said "You're fired." I'm tired of being laughed at and I'm tired of being mocked. Life isn't easy now that I'm a laughing stock. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 147 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 1 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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