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[sid] => 12285
[catid] => 1
[aid] => Mick
[title] => Junk Mail
[time] => 2003-02-09 16:40:00
[hometext] => This could have been titled "HATE III"
In the last verse, for the asterisks, you have to chose a word that rhymes with "bit"
[bodytext] => Every ruddy morning
it cascades through the door
tons and tons of Junk Mail
lying on the floor
with the same old message
"Borrow, borrow, borrow"
"Have it all today pal!"
like there's no tomorrow..
This is what we're gonna do
get the neighbours round
everyone bring their junk mail
pile it in a mound
on the kichen table
each one draws a hand
open up the envelopes
now see how it's planned
Keep the pre-paid envelope
pass the junk around
each one to his left then
mischief we'll compound
put the junk from firm A
in the envelope from B
pop it in the post box
hug yourselves with glee
[comments] => 21
[counter] => 238
[topic] => 43
[informant] => wrybod
[notes] =>
[ihome] => 0
[alanguage] => english
[acomm] => 0
[haspoll] => 0
[pollID] => 0
[score] => 20
[ratings] => 4
[editpoem] => 1
[associated] =>
[topicname] => oops
)
Junk Mail
Contributed by
wrybod
on
Sunday, 9th February 2003 @ 04:40:00 PM in AEST
Topic:
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Every ruddy morning
it cascades through the door
tons and tons of Junk Mail
lying on the floor
with the same old message
"Borrow, borrow, borrow"
"Have it all today pal!"
like there's no tomorrow..
This is what we're gonna do
get the neighbours round
everyone bring their junk mail
pile it in a mound
on the kichen table
each one draws a hand
open up the envelopes
now see how it's planned
Keep the pre-paid envelope
pass the junk around
each one to his left then
mischief we'll compound
put the junk from firm A
in the envelope from B
pop it in the post box
hug yourselves with glee
Copyright ©
wrybod
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2003-02-09 16:40:00]
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Re: Junk Mail
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by kegs04 on
Sunday, 9th February 2003 @ 04:43:37 PM AEST
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lol, yes we all love that wonderful junk mail... good write, i enjoyed
~kegs
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Re: Junk Mail
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by Wrybod on
Sunday, 9th February 2003 @ 04:57:26 PM AEST
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Kegs04 glad you enjoyed it. It's lost some of it's venom cos mick has censored the word
s**t. I suppose not to offend peoples sensitivity.
I try to cheer things up a bit so many poems are heartbreaking.
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Re: Junk Mail
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by Valerie_Pearson on
Sunday, 9th February 2003 @ 05:15:30 PM AEST
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| that was to good, a great laugh, wonder the the company's would think, |
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Re: Junk Mail
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by Wrybod on
Sunday, 9th February 2003 @ 05:33:42 PM AEST
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| Val, If we could all have Junk Mail parties every fortnight they'd begin to think about not sending it. I wish! |
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Re: Junk Mail
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by roisin on
Sunday, 9th February 2003 @ 06:47:24 PM AEST
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very good!!
rosie |
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Re: Junk Mail
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by LadyDama on
Monday, 10th February 2003 @ 01:46:13 AM AEST
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i try to laugh often, but very seldom do
i'm giggling right aloud at the moment
all because of you :) |
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Re: Junk Mail
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by Wrybod on
Monday, 10th February 2003 @ 07:00:44 AM AEST
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| rosie Thank you I may yet re-write the last verse glad you liked it |
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Re: Junk Mail
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by Wrybod on
Monday, 10th February 2003 @ 07:06:26 AM AEST
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Ladydama, I'm so glad it cheered you up.
About 75% of what I write tries to do that.
Try the Husbands 1-7 and Wives 1-7 i've had some nice responses on them
Poetic replies are the best |
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Re: Junk Mail
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 10th February 2003 @ 12:52:14 PM AEST
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| lol good idea.... i am a guest my name is sandy..thank you for the laugh |
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Re: Junk Mail
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by ladyfawn on
Monday, 10th February 2003 @ 01:46:52 PM AEST
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| this is cute..hehe have thought of doing that myself, after all..they send it to us and then we send it back!! they pay poatage both ways...hmm.. sounds like we all ought to rofl |
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Re: Junk Mail
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by Wrybod on
Monday, 10th February 2003 @ 03:15:23 PM AEST
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| Sandy glad you popped in. Organise Junk Mail clubs , have parties! |
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Re: Junk Mail
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by Wrybod on
Monday, 10th February 2003 @ 03:20:05 PM AEST
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Lf my computer is dead slow tonight it must be the busy hour.
We should have junk mail parties every fortnight it would enf junk mail forever. |
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Re: Junk Mail
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by Valerie_Pearson on
Tuesday, 11th February 2003 @ 05:57:04 PM AEST
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| I wish that to, have you ever tried "return to sender" |
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Re: Junk Mail
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by venkat on
Saturday, 15th February 2003 @ 06:13:31 AM AEST
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Wow! wonderful solution..I must learn
certain beautiful ideas from you dear friend..
venkat |
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Re: Junk Mail
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by Wrybod on
Saturday, 15th February 2003 @ 07:22:12 AM AEST
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| Venkat You certainly have "hit the trail" and I am very pleased to find you are enjoying it. I will be reading more of yours after lunch. |
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Re: Junk Mail
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by M on
Tuesday, 18th February 2003 @ 11:36:29 AM AEST
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| haha! lovin it! that is a pretty lush idea, i think u should! cheers again for making me laugh once in a while! |
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Re: Junk Mail
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by Wrybod on
Tuesday, 18th February 2003 @ 03:53:27 PM AEST
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| M Have like Tupperware parties once a month |
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Re: Junk Mail
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by yellow_sundragon on
Friday, 21st February 2003 @ 02:45:23 PM AEST
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Laughter, I needed that. This is good. Mayhaps I should try the suggestion, I wonder what would happen. Thanks!
YS |
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Re: Junk Mail
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by Wrybod on
Friday, 21st February 2003 @ 03:21:21 PM AEST
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| YS Hopefully the end of their civilisation as they know it |
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Re: Junk Mail
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by karoody on
Friday, 14th March 2003 @ 03:07:20 AM AEST
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| *giggles* this would be a classic. where do i sign up for this club? now....what of those darn ppl who call in the middle of dinner and try to make you buy things? lol |
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Re: Junk Mail
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by Wrybod on
Saturday, 15th March 2003 @ 06:07:56 PM AEST
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| K' We don't get so many calls now trying to sell on the phone I think it doesn't pay anymore) I used to cut through their carefully prepared speach just saying over and over "we don't buy over the phone" |
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