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[sid] => 122027
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => TP
[time] => 2006-06-20 07:24:36
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => A grouchy neighbor made my life very hard. I decided to get revenge by TP'ing his yard. I told my friend to get me some TP. He said "You can count on me." But the idiot got a teepee that Native Americans live in. I was mad at first but I didn't know what was within. I opened the teepee and looked inside. There was a hot indian babe and I wanted her to be my bride. My grouchy neighbor came over and said that he was going to marry her and that I'd better not give him any sass. Ihe indian girl came out of the teepee and kicked his ***. I married the girl but now she's divorcing me and taking me to the cleaners. She sure was beautiful but now I wish I'd never seen her. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 146 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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