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[aid] => Mick
[title] => I Will Survive lol
[time] => 2003-02-06 04:30:00
[hometext] => LOL.....Just the first day of the holidays in my home...Please know,I love my kids dearly and really do enjoy this time of year with them.
P.S....Wish them luck....lol..(kidding ;)) (older one christmas 2002) [bodytext] => Okay kids,here we go ...school holidays again Be kind to your mother,don't cause too much pain Show some christmas spirit,fill the home with cheer No fighting,yelling whining,like you all do every year Teagan,put the ball away,stop teasing Kody please Kyle and Renae,can't you just for once agree Look at all this mess,and you've only all just woke Excuse me Teagan,didn't you hear,I'm sure that I just spoke There's seems to be a problem,Indianna's disappeared Shush up everybody,how am I spose to hear Indianna,come to mummy,where are you hiding lil one Good one Teagan,give me the ball,Now look what you've done Renae please get the mop for me,Teagan..IN YOUR ROOM!!! So very peaceful it used to be when you were all in the womb Indianna...Indianna,show mummy your angel face Oh I'll never find your sister amongst the mess in this place Kyle search the backyard,though I'm sure I closed the door Kody,put your room back to the way it was before Renae,here take the kitten,my leg is getting sore Careful now,just go slow,it's still clinging with its claws Can somebody get the phone please,take a message,I'll call back Explain it is the holidays,and your mum is under attack Indianna,where are you,look what mummy's got Renae go see if your sister is in her favourite hiding spot Did you check the backyard kyle..what do you mean..check for what? Oh please tell me that you're joking before I lose the plot Indianna Indianna,..No teagan!! You are not coming out Don't bother with the "I'll be good" and save that little pout I'm trying to find your sister so just stay where you are Kody,answer Renae properly,stop saying blah blah blah Indianna,Indianna,mummy's got a chocolate bar Kyle stop hitting Kody,wheres the lid for the cookie jar? Has anyone seen my other shoe,I said kyle to stop Oh never mind,just ignore me,Im sure that I can hop Indianna Indianna,I'm really worried now Ok kids,off your butts,and stop saying dont have a cow Help me to find your sister,now where is Renae Oh you found Indianna,why didn't one of you just say Yes it's a conspiracy,to send your mother round the twist But one thing you've forgotten is I'm old hand at this 16 years of holidays,I'd say I've got this all down pat And plus I've got the power to ground you just like that You can tease me and frustrate me,ignore me,I don't care But I'll still have the last say while pulling out my hair I may spend each day longing for the quick return of school But remember I'm onto all of you and my mind you will not fool So heed these words real carefully,think before you speak Or you'll find yourselves in your rooms for the entire five weeks Oh..by the way...Merry Christmas,my darling little five Make all your christmas wishes and hope these holidays YOU survive [comments] => 4 [counter] => 197 [topic] => 7 [informant] => LovingWhispers [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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