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[sid] => 11485
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[aid] => Mick
[title] => Ripped Pants
[time] => 2003-01-28 12:20:00
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[bodytext] => Ripped pants,
Is what ya got, Ya just had, To bend over, Didn't ya? Ya look like, A floozy with, Those tight, Jeans on. Ya a** wouldn't, Be flopping out, If they, Weren't so tight. Don't be, Complaining to me, It's not my, Fault ya a**, Is so fat. Written November 11 2002 [comments] => 2 [counter] => 159 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Cynthia [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 9 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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