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[aid] => mick
[title] => Soap on a...rope?
[time] => 2006-01-11 21:42:09
[hometext] => Ok Wildejohnny and I challenge each other with stupid topics. This week his was my fuzzy blue bathrobe and he told me to do one on soap on a rope. So, J- here is my meaningless and ill-defined contribution to humourous poetry for your behalf. xxt
[bodytext] => I'm ahead of procurement for Prison Ward 9, Until January 4th, things were just fine, That's when it started, when the saga begins, Now it's time I take a stand and make some amends. I got in an order, quite the normal thing, It was signed by the warden (i.e. "the king"). But something amiss on the paper I eyed, It was either a joke or falsified. It was nestled in with all our standard means, Like toothpaste and socks, and 12 cans of green beans. 1 Million orders for our single small ward- Not soap on a rope, but soap on a chord? I sat there in awe at this great oversight, and vowed to find out and make it all right. So I went to the warden and pointed it out, But he waved me away with a discernible pout. He said soap on a chord was for each man to keep, And the lavendar sort would help the all sleep. I tried to explain that we'd ordered too many, But he wanted enough, and that would be plenty. And sure enough to my surprise, We've used all that soap- only 200 guys. So what then became of the chord from the soap? Well the men combined all the chords and fashioned a rope. Early one morning we find the prison deserted, They'd shymied down 100ft walls, with guards unalerted. So that was my dilemma, so I sit and ponder my fate, For Prison Ward 9 has no more inmates. [comments] => 8 [counter] => 233 [topic] => 7 [informant] => dtborchert [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 20 [ratings] => 4 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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