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[aid] => mick
[title] => Kooky Fortune
[time] => 2005-07-22 04:05:16
[hometext] => NEWSFLASH: Fortune cookie sayings only the tip of the poetic iceberg! More to follow........................
[bodytext] => Newsflash: Fortune cookie sayings only the tip of the poetic iceberg! The fascinating truth has finally emerged when a processing plant in Beijing forgot to trim the ‘excess sentiment’, as it is known within the Fortune 500 club, who with the help of Bernard’s faeries control the global FC monopoly. The lone packet of Twin Dragon Fortune Cookies with their extra long messages is currently selling on Ebay, and is expected to break the previous bidding record set for a cornflake bearing the face of Jesus…. Exciting adventures await you Choose only to look within Deep within your psyche, Is a journey to begin. Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals Decide on their importance as you take on different roles One is the hand of giving, to others and yourself One is the hand of hardship that can deliver untold wealth. Never let a problem become an excuse! Don’t let yourself be bullied and take all that abuse Stand up and be counted among the brave instead, Or so help me I’ll lose my temper and go upside your head! Friends long absent are coming back to you Hearts that stilled from lack of love will chance a beat or two Eyes that have been clouded will see beyond the veil And those who waited the long return will quietly prevail Whoever follows a crowd will never be followed by a crowd And once crowded will be breathless with the crowding And whoever is without breath, of course is in a lot of trouble So take a deep breath and stand apart, or some such thing………………. Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you Give your heart to love and the world will embrace you Set your mind to clear thoughts and doubt will leave you Stand at the door of opportunity and it will open to greet you. A dish of carrot hastily cooked may still have soil uncleansed off the vegetable - forget it! - [comments] => 2 [counter] => 159 [topic] => 7 [informant] => spike [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 35 [ratings] => 7 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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