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The kitty was nice and small in size
About 10 inch tall with big brown eyes
I woke up one morn to great big surprise
The kitty’s gone, ‘where to’ I replied
I don’t know you’ve killed it she said
I said shut ya mouth or you’ll end up dead
So anyway we’ve still lost the kitty
Out appeared the cat looking scared and shítty
Where have you been little kitty? I asked
You locked me in the cupboard you bastard !
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Who locked the kitty in the cupboard?

Contributed by Belcha on Wednesday, 13th July 2005 @ 11:03:52 AM in AEST
Topic: DarkPoetry



Who locked the kitty in the cupboard?

The kitty was nice and small in size
About 10 inch tall with big brown eyes
I woke up one morn to great big surprise
The kitty’s gone, ‘where to’ I replied
I don’t know you’ve killed it she said
I said shut ya mouth or you’ll end up dead
So anyway we’ve still lost the kitty
Out appeared the cat looking scared and shítty
Where have you been little kitty? I asked
You locked me in the cupboard you bastard !




Copyright © Belcha ... [ 2005-07-13 11:03:52]
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Re: Who locked the kitty in the cupboard? (User Rating: 1 )
by thumper on Wednesday, 13th July 2005 @ 11:50:24 AM AEST
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Thank you for my laugh of the day!! I LOVED this!! From your lead-in (No animals.....) to "you bastard!" lmao Great write. I will be catching more of your poetry. Kudos!
Thumper ; o)


Re: Who locked the kitty in the cupboard? (User Rating: 1 )
by RpYoeAtrNy on Wednesday, 13th July 2005 @ 04:40:12 PM AEST
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Lol! It was funy, though did ya hafta make it short? Lol! not exactly sure what I mean bye that!




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