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[sid] => 101083
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Who locked the kitty in the cupboard?
[time] => 2005-07-13 11:03:52
[hometext] => No animals we're harmed in the making of this poem...
[bodytext] => Who locked the kitty in the cupboard? The kitty was nice and small in size About 10 inch tall with big brown eyes I woke up one morn to great big surprise The kitty’s gone, ‘where to’ I replied I don’t know you’ve killed it she said I said shut ya mouth or you’ll end up dead So anyway we’ve still lost the kitty Out appeared the cat looking scared and shítty Where have you been little kitty? I asked You locked me in the cupboard you bastard ! [comments] => 2 [counter] => 185 [topic] => 13 [informant] => Belcha [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 18 [ratings] => 4 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => DarkPoetry )
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