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    [title] => FANCY OUTHOUSES, INDEED!!!
    [time] => 2004-08-01 07:02:24
    [hometext] => Well, Switzerland has nothing that we here in Wyoming can't match............well, kinda' ?
    [bodytext] => <b>"FANCY OUTHOUSES, INDEED!!!"<br />
<br />
Switzerland, small country--heart of Europe,<br />
Famous Mountain, "MatterHorn" here's a close-up.<br />
<img src="http://lovingcritters.smugmug.com/photos/6765969-M.jpg"><br />
About two thirds of the area of Switzerland,<br />
Covered with forests, lakes, mountains, and farmland.<br />
<br />
Small country ,now very proud of their fancy outhouses.<br />
I must advise, if you use them, you're taking chances?<br />
<img src="http://lovingcritters.smugmug.com/photos/6765971-M.jpg"><br />
Pretty little blonde holds the handle to one.....<br />
It's all glass, reflects buildings, 'tis no vision.<br />
<br />
Placed right downtown in the public square.<br />
Beware! It's beautiful glass, when in there, you share.....<br />
Views of everyone in town walking all around!<br />
One-way glass, while you potty.....Spellbound!!!<br />
<br />
Viewing the crowd from inside the fancy pot.<br />
Of course, they can't see you, that helps alot?<br />
<img src="http://lovingcritters.smugmug.com/photos/6765973-M.jpg"><br />
I'm told they are very expensive to maintain,<br />
Common citizen outrage, most will just refrain!<br />
<br />
We here in Wyoming, have had, and still do--have,<br />
Economical, practical, comfortable outhouses for you.<br />
<img src="http://lovingcritters.smugmug.com/photos/6765977-M.jpg"><br />
These are really unique, we call them "twin-outies."<br />
One for her, and one for him, cozy little "crappies."<br />
<br />
The "moon-sign" denotes a woman, "circle" a man.<br />
You can't see out, unless you're a prop man.<br />
That's for safety purposes mostly, you understand.<br />
Wooden holes can be quite large, no place to stand!<br />
<br />
This is a view of the inside of a terrific "two-holer."<br />
This one is real fancy brick, painted pink azure.<br />
<img src="http://lovingcritters.smugmug.com/photos/6773722-M.jpg"><br />
Very low cost to maintain, new paint once a year.<br />
A nice storage shed for tools, when winter's severe.<br />
<br />
So, Switzerland has nothing on Good Ole Wyoming.<br />
Mountains here are tall also, I'm not bragging.....<br />
As for seeing out while you go, who cares anyway?<br />
Hard working folks, much to do, no time to stare or stay!<br />
<br />
<img src="http://lovingcritters.smugmug.com/photos/6765982-M.jpg"><br />
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Created by<br />
Lovingcritters<br />
July 30, 2004<br />
<br />
<img src="http://lovingcritters.smugmug.com/photos/6765984-S.gif"><br />
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"A young man returning from the Korean War, was demonstrating<br />
to his father, how handgrinads worked.  He said, "You see this<br />
pin here on the end Pa?" "Well, you just pull that out, and then you<br />
toss it as far away and as quickly as you can throw!"<br />
The explosion was devastating!!!<br />
"Good Lord!" Pa said, "I think your Grandpa was in the outhouse over there!"<br />
They both take off running as fast as they can.....and moving toward them<br />
up over the hill is Grandpa trying to find strength enough to walk.  He really<br />
looked bad, his clothes were half hanging.....all black, and looked burned!<br />
The grandson says, "Grandpa are you all right?"<br />
"Grandpa says, "I'm never going to do that again!!!"<br />
His son says, "What, Pa, What?"<br />
Grandpa says, "Break wind, and light a match at the same time!"<br />
<br />
"Explosive Smiles!"<br />
<br />
<img src="http://lovingcritters.smugmug.com/photos/6765986-M.jpg"><br />
<br />
"I Thank God everyday those days are gone!!!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
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                                                            <b>FANCY OUTHOUSES, INDEED!!!</b>
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                                                        <font class="tiny"><b>Date:</b> Sunday, 1st August 2004 @ 07:02:24 AM AEST<br><b>Topic:</b> Sad Poetry</font><br><br>
                                                        <font class="content">Contributed By: lovingcritters<br><br>
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                                                       <b>"FANCY OUTHOUSES, INDEED!!!"<br />
<br />
Switzerland, small country--heart of Europe,<br />
Famous Mountain, "MatterHorn" here's a close-up.<br />
<img src="http://lovingcritters.smugmug.com/photos/6765969-M.jpg"><br />
About two thirds of the area of Switzerland,<br />
Covered with forests, lakes, mountains, and farmland.<br />
<br />
Small country ,now very proud of their fancy outhouses.<br />
I must advise, if you use them, you're taking chances?<br />
<img src="http://lovingcritters.smugmug.com/photos/6765971-M.jpg"><br />
Pretty little blonde holds the handle to one.....<br />
It's all glass, reflects buildings, 'tis no vision.<br />
<br />
Placed right downtown in the public square.<br />
Beware! It's beautiful glass, when in there, you share.....<br />
Views of everyone in town walking all around!<br />
One-way glass, while you potty.....Spellbound!!!<br />
<br />
Viewing the crowd from inside the fancy pot.<br />
Of course, they can't see you, that helps alot?<br />
<img src="http://lovingcritters.smugmug.com/photos/6765973-M.jpg"><br />
I'm told they are very expensive to maintain,<br />
Common citizen outrage, most will just refrain!<br />
<br />
We here in Wyoming, have had, and still do--have,<br />
Economical, practical, comfortable outhouses for you.<br />
<img src="http://lovingcritters.smugmug.com/photos/6765977-M.jpg"><br />
These are really unique, we call them "twin-outies."<br />
One for her, and one for him, cozy little "crappies."<br />
<br />
The "moon-sign" denotes a woman, "circle" a man.<br />
You can't see out, unless you're a prop man.<br />
That's for safety purposes mostly, you understand.<br />
Wooden holes can be quite large, no place to stand!<br />
<br />
This is a view of the inside of a terrific "two-holer."<br />
This one is real fancy brick, painted pink azure.<br />
<img src="http://lovingcritters.smugmug.com/photos/6773722-M.jpg"><br />
Very low cost to maintain, new paint once a year.<br />
A nice storage shed for tools, when winter's severe.<br />
<br />
So, Switzerland has nothing on Good Ole Wyoming.<br />
Mountains here are tall also, I'm not bragging.....<br />
As for seeing out while you go, who cares anyway?<br />
Hard working folks, much to do, no time to stare or stay!<br />
<br />
<img src="http://lovingcritters.smugmug.com/photos/6765982-M.jpg"><br />
<br />
Created by<br />
Lovingcritters<br />
July 30, 2004<br />
<br />
<img src="http://lovingcritters.smugmug.com/photos/6765984-S.gif"><br />
<br />
"A young man returning from the Korean War, was demonstrating<br />
to his father, how handgrinads worked.  He said, "You see this<br />
pin here on the end Pa?" "Well, you just pull that out, and then you<br />
toss it as far away and as quickly as you can throw!"<br />
The explosion was devastating!!!<br />
"Good Lord!" Pa said, "I think your Grandpa was in the outhouse over there!"<br />
They both take off running as fast as they can.....and moving toward them<br />
up over the hill is Grandpa trying to find strength enough to walk.  He really<br />
looked bad, his clothes were half hanging.....all black, and looked burned!<br />
The grandson says, "Grandpa are you all right?"<br />
"Grandpa says, "I'm never going to do that again!!!"<br />
His son says, "What, Pa, What?"<br />
Grandpa says, "Break wind, and light a match at the same time!"<br />
<br />
"Explosive Smiles!"<br />
<br />
<img src="http://lovingcritters.smugmug.com/photos/6765986-M.jpg"><br />
<br />
"I Thank God everyday those days are gone!!!"<br />
<br />
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