Array ( [sid] => 186856 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => We Put The Wrong Son Up For Adoption [time] => 2020-02-24 00:18:52 [hometext] => [bodytext] => My son is a thief and a drug user.
I/'/m not lying when I say he/'/s a loser.
It/'/s too much for my wife and I to bear.
He/'/s addicted to Meth and he/'/s on welfare.
When my wife had twins, we chose the wrong option.
We put the wrong son up for adoption.
Our other son owns Starbucks and he/'/s a billionaire.
He/'/s not a loser like our other son who is on welfare.
When I told him that I/'/m his biological father, he kicked me below the belt.
It really hurt when I was kicked down there, you don/'/t want to know how it felt.
I didn/'/t know that a son would actually do that to his own dad.
He/'/s furious because we put him up for adoption, he/'/s really mad.
When I introduced myself, it didn/'/t help matters when I asked for a million bucks.
He ripped off my toupee and people started laughing at my bald head, that sucked.
I got kicked in the crotch and now everybody knows that I/'/m bald.
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We Put The Wrong Son Up For Adoption
Date: Monday, 24th February 2020 @ 12:18:52 AM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyJohnson

My son is a thief and a drug user.
I/'/m not lying when I say he/'/s a loser.
It/'/s too much for my wife and I to bear.
He/'/s addicted to Meth and he/'/s on welfare.
When my wife had twins, we chose the wrong option.
We put the wrong son up for adoption.
Our other son owns Starbucks and he/'/s a billionaire.
He/'/s not a loser like our other son who is on welfare.
When I told him that I/'/m his biological father, he kicked me below the belt.
It really hurt when I was kicked down there, you don/'/t want to know how it felt.
I didn/'/t know that a son would actually do that to his own dad.
He/'/s furious because we put him up for adoption, he/'/s really mad.
When I introduced myself, it didn/'/t help matters when I asked for a million bucks.
He ripped off my toupee and people started laughing at my bald head, that sucked.
I got kicked in the crotch and now everybody knows that I/'/m bald.
If you ever have twins, don/'/t give up the wrong one or you might also be appalled.

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