Array ( [sid] => 186850 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Just To Get Free Beer [time] => 2020-02-18 23:41:23 [hometext] => [bodytext] => You are an idiot, those are words that you need to hear.
You/'/re risking your freedom just to get some free beer.
You/'/re buying beer for 17 and 18 year olds and taking half of it.
When you/'/re locked in a cell by the cops, you sure won/'/t love it.
They give you the money, you buy the beer and they give you half.
What you/'/re doing is illegal and will get you jail time, do the math.
You/'/re being stupid every time you buy beer for people who are underage.
I foresee that you/'/ll eventually be arrested and forced to live in a cage.
In addition to being illegal, it/'/s also immoral and you/'/ll rot in jail.
When you do get arrested, don/'/t you dare ask me to pay your bail. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 41 [topic] => 75 [informant] => randyJohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => anguished ) Your Poetry Dot Com - Just To Get Free Beer


Just To Get Free Beer
Date: Tuesday, 18th February 2020 @ 11:41:23 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyJohnson

You are an idiot, those are words that you need to hear.
You/'/re risking your freedom just to get some free beer.
You/'/re buying beer for 17 and 18 year olds and taking half of it.
When you/'/re locked in a cell by the cops, you sure won/'/t love it.
They give you the money, you buy the beer and they give you half.
What you/'/re doing is illegal and will get you jail time, do the math.
You/'/re being stupid every time you buy beer for people who are underage.
I foresee that you/'/ll eventually be arrested and forced to live in a cage.
In addition to being illegal, it/'/s also immoral and you/'/ll rot in jail.
When you do get arrested, don/'/t you dare ask me to pay your bail.

This poem is Copyright © randyJohnson



Important note: ALL POETRY ON THIS SITE IS COPYRIGHT.
If you wish to use any poem for any purpose, please either EMAIL Mick from
the sites feedback form, or go to the AUTHOR'S site and EMAIL the author for permission.
If you Email Mick for permission on any poem that is not his personal works,
he will endeavor to contact the author on your behalf.

This poem comes from Your Poetry Dot Com
https://www.your-poetry.com/

The URL for this poem is:
https://www.your-poetry.com/route.php?page=poetry/PoemDetail&story_id=186850