Array ( [sid] => 184471 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => I am not a novelist! [time] => 2017-09-04 19:13:51 [hometext] => Stick with what you know! [bodytext] => It was a dark and soggy night;
I love how famous writers write!
Those pewter-tongued devils; who after a while;
Gave me the courage to copy their style!

Teach me the phrases the novelists know!
Out the in door; below the rainbow!
Down and away! Out of the breech!
Half speed ahead! One for all, each!

I’m fast as a snail in the bright LA haze!
I need some lessons in twisting a phrase;
Time that I end it;
It ‘s terribly wrong;
Lets just pretend Im not here and be gone!

Bring up the house lights;
No extra innings;
Roll all the credits;
Fade out = the beginning.
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I am not a novelist!
Date: Monday, 4th September 2017 @ 07:13:51 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: softerware
It was a dark and soggy night;
I love how famous writers write!
Those pewter-tongued devils; who after a while;
Gave me the courage to copy their style!

Teach me the phrases the novelists know!
Out the in door; below the rainbow!
Down and away! Out of the breech!
Half speed ahead! One for all, each!

I’m fast as a snail in the bright LA haze!
I need some lessons in twisting a phrase;
Time that I end it;
It ‘s terribly wrong;
Lets just pretend Im not here and be gone!

Bring up the house lights;
No extra innings;
Roll all the credits;
Fade out = the beginning.


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