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I//'//m pressing charges, you//'//re going to jail for assault and battery.
First, you pelted me with rotten eggs.
Then you kicked me between my legs.
When you kicked me in the crotch, I fell down and you decided to pants me.
People saw that I wear Mickey Mouse underwear and they laughed at me.
You//'//re begging me not to press charges because your poor old mother is having surgery.
I happen to know that she//'//s only getting a fanny tuck, don//'//t try to lay that crap on me.
You broke the law and you humiliated me.
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Assault and Battery
Date: Friday, 11th March 2016 @ 03:00:21 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson



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It will do you no good to beg or use flattery.
I//'//m pressing charges, you//'//re going to jail for assault and battery.
First, you pelted me with rotten eggs.
Then you kicked me between my legs.
When you kicked me in the crotch, I fell down and you decided to pants me.
People saw that I wear Mickey Mouse underwear and they laughed at me.
You//'//re begging me not to press charges because your poor old mother is having surgery.
I happen to know that she//'//s only getting a fanny tuck, don//'//t try to lay that crap on me.
You broke the law and you humiliated me.
You will be going to jail for assault and battery.

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