Array ( [sid] => 136411 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Bumble Bee [time] => 2007-08-02 00:10:34 [hometext] => This is a fictional poem [bodytext] => My damn wife did something awful to me.
She gave me a sandwich that contained a bumble bee.
When I took a bite, I got the shock of my life.
It was then that I realized that I have a ***** for a wife.
She did this just because I slept with her sister.
For some reason it really ****** her.
She somehow thinks that what I did was wrong.
If she gets mad about adultery, how will she handle a real problem when it comes along?
She thinks I'm a jerk just because I don't feel remorse.
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Bumble Bee
Date: Thursday, 2nd August 2007 @ 12:10:34 AM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
My damn wife did something awful to me.
She gave me a sandwich that contained a bumble bee.
When I took a bite, I got the shock of my life.
It was then that I realized that I have a ***** for a wife.
She did this just because I slept with her sister.
For some reason it really ****** her.
She somehow thinks that what I did was wrong.
If she gets mad about adultery, how will she handle a real problem when it comes along?
She thinks I'm a jerk just because I don't feel remorse.
Can you believe that her mother actually suggested a divorce?

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